rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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disneydiehards:

haha percy. so cute.

disneydiehards:

haha percy. so cute.

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skylarsugarsocks:

why do so many people despise musicals with such a fiery passion
what are you afraid of?? joy???

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TOP 10 BOY MEETS WORLD SHIPS (as voted by my followers):

► 01. Cory Matthews and Topanga Lawrence

"Mom, Listen, I haven’t been together with Topanga for twenty-two years, but we have been together for sixteen. ‘Kay, that’s a lot longer than most couples have been together. I mean, when we were born, you told me that we used to take walks in our strollers together in the park. When we were two, we were best friends, I mean, I, I knew everything about this girl. I knew her favorite color. I knew her favorite food. Then we became six, you know, and Eric made fun of me because it wasn’t cool to have a best friend that was a girl or even know a girl, so for the next seven years I threw dirt at her. I like to call those “the lost years”. Then when I was thirteen, Mom, she put me up against my locker and she kissed me. I mean, she gave me my first kiss. She taught me how to dance. She was always talking about these crazy things and I never understood a word she said. All I understood was that she was the girl I sat up every night thinking about, and when I’m with her I feel happy to be alive. Like I can do anything. Even talk to you like this. So that’s, that’s what I feel is love, Mom. When I’m better because she’s here.” 

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pyreo:

I like the idea that some pokemon are introduced in games where they’re not in their ‘home’ region.

Like, for example, Yanma. Introduced in Johto. Everyone thinks of it as a Johto pokemon. But it was incredibly rare and usually only found when it started swarming.

But in Pastoria’s Great Marsh, it’s fairly common. So maybe Yanma are native to Sinnoh, and they only very rarely show up anywhere else, and really they’re Sinnoh pokemon despite us thinking of them as Johto pokemon.

Or like, Eevee. Which has to be found as a one-off gift in basically every region… except Kalos, where they’re found freely in the wild. So Eevees come from Kalos, and back in Red/Blue you found a rare imported one.

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stunningpicture:

I like the way you think, Coke.

stunningpicture:

I like the way you think, Coke.

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In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

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nahveen:

Disney Ladies Hair Changes On Screen

for anonymous

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httydgirl1992:

Hiccup using his fire sword, aka Inferno!

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